Quirky Poetry for quirky kids and adults. Personal poems about quirky pets! funny poems to make you smile! Children love these poems
y Here's some of Hayley'sPersonal "PET" PoetryLittle quirky poems for children and adults!!
PALA
There is a goat in my kitchen  She's making me smile Her eyes are so big, pleading…. Can I stay a while?She’s totally fascinated! By my BIG gray cat Who purrs in my ears when he sits on my lap
I love this goat  She's so placid and kind Though, I’d love to know... What’s in her mind? 
'Cause sometimes Pala just stands and stares
or sits on her lounge, with a look of "who cares"
where for hours she ponders
and endlessly wonders

She is totally free and satisfied with life She’s adorable!!! Though, she does cause me strife
She gets in my cupboards And eats all my food Then chews the cat's biscuits Which is rather quite rude!!!!
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Almost anything in sight She loves to eat All paper and cardboard, But never meat
She’s eaten Doctor’s referrals,
Tax papers and jam 
Cornflakes and muesli
And labels off cans 
But boy, do I love her She brings joy to my world  She’s unique and different She’s my PALA girl
P.S
PALA stands for Precious, Adorable, Lovable, Angel!
AND SHE IS!! X X

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GARDENING AT THE COW HOUSE
I've been making lots of garden beds To grow colouful flowering plants
Digging up red soil Filled with tiny ants   

Cut down lots of branches to allow the sunlight in Put all the excess foliage In the big green rubbish bin
The chickens   had a field day Eating little grubs I have lots of tiny cuts From all the spikey shrubs
Though I am very happy 'Cause I've made a cheerful spot To rest a mosaic bird bath And a cow print painted pot!
I hope you like my garden I hope it brings you joy I want it to be special for girl and boy!
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A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG IN MY BED!!
She quietly walked, up my bedroom stairs Tried out all my comfy chairs
Then went into the kitchen Ate a loaf of bread Came back into my bedroom And flew onto my head
I giggled with such a silly surprise Though really, I couldn’t believe my eyes! As she nestled down beside me And clucked and squawked with glee Then out popped an egg A little present, just for me

Thank you Gorgeous! What a beautiful gift!!
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P.S. Gorgeous is my favourite chicken!! She is about seven years old and sleeps every night next to my cats and "Monkey" the Galah!!

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Lollipop
I have a lovely donkey Her name is Lollipop! She regularly sneaks out And escapes straight to the shop!
She trots off down the road Kicking her heels for fun Then she’ll end up on the beach To catch a bit of sun
 I head off with lots carrots  To entice her home with food Though she’s extremely hard to catch When she’s in this playful mood!
Up and down the beach she’ll run Eeeeooorrring all the way I’ll be running right behind her Saying words I shouldn’t say!
Willy Wonka stays beside me The sheep and Pala too Though we rather enjoy her “great escape” It’s become a regular thing we do!

CLEANING CUSHION COVERS
I took off all the covers
Sprayed them all with preen
Placed the in the washer And turned on macahine 
Rushed in the water
down went the soap
'Round and 'round they went
'till they got completely soaked
They peered out the window  As the dirt washed away
Then went for a spin On the happy washing day
Out came the covers All clean and shy Then hung up on the line 
for the sun to quickly dry
Off came the pegs in the basket they did drop Back onto the cushions For all your heads to flop!!
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