Quirky Poetry for toddlers, kids and adults. Personal poems about quirky pets and farm aminals. Funny poems to make you smile and laugh! 
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   Here's some of Hayley's
Personal "PET" Poetry
Little quirky poems for children and adults,
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There is a goat in my kitchen Quirky Cottages
Quirky CottagesShe's making me smile
Her eyes are so big,
 pleading..
 "Can I stay a while"?


And she’s totally fascinated
By my BIG grey cat
Who purrs in my ears
when he sits on my lap


I love this goat Quirky Cottages
She's very placid and kind
Though, I’d love to know...
What’s in her mind? Quirky Cottages


'Cause sometimes for hours,
  she just sits and stares
so calm and relaxed
with a look of "who cares"

 

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She is completely free
and loves her life
She’s  adorable!!!
Though, she does cause me strife

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She gets in my cupboards
And eats all my food
Even chews the cat's biscuits
Which is rather quite rude!!!!


Almost anything in sight
She loves to eat
All paper and cardboard,
But never meat Quirky Cottages


She’s eaten Doctor’s Quirky Cottages referrals,
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And labels off cans Quirky Cottages




But boy, do I love her
She brings joy to my world Quirky Cottages
She’s unique and different
She’s my PALA girl


P.S

PALA stands for Precious, Adorable, Lovable, Angel! 

AND SHE IS!! X X

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GARDENING Quirky CottagesAT THE COW HOUSE


 
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I've been making lots of garden beds
To grow colourful flowering plants
Digging up red soil
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to allow the sunlight in 
Put all the excess foliage
In the big green rubbish bin

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 The chickens had a field day
Eating little grubs
I have lots of tiny cuts
From all the spiky shrubs ...................................... 
              

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Though I am very happy 
'Cause I've made a cheerful spot
To rest a mosaic bird bath
And a cow print painted pot!


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I hope you like my garden
I hope it brings you joy
I want it to be special
for every girl and boy!


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     Quirky Cottages A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG Quirky Cottages 


                 IN MY BED!!Quirky Cottages             


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She quietly walked up my bedroom stairs
Tried out all my comfy chairs

 

 

Then went into the kitchen
Ate a loaf of bread
Came back into my bedroom
And flew onto my head

 



 

I giggled with such a silly surprise
Though really, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
As she nestled down beside me
And clucked and squawked with glee
Then out popped an egg
A little present, for me

 

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Thank you Gorgeous,

what a beautiful gift!!


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P.S.  Gorgeous is my favourite chicken!!
She is about eight years old and sleeps every night
next to my cats and "Monkey" the Galah!!

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I have a lovely donkey
Her name is Lollipop!
She regularly sneaks out
And escapes straight to the shop!



She trots off down the road
Kicking her heels up for fun
Then she’ll end up on the beach
To catch a ray of sun

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To entice her home with food
Though she’s extremely hard to catch
When she’s in this playful mood!


Up and down the beach she’ll run
Eeeeooorrring all the way
I’ll be running right behind her
Saying words I shouldn’t say!



Willy Wonka stays beside me
The sheep and Pala too
Though we rather enjoy her "great escape”
It’s become a regular thing we do!

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CLEANING CUSHION COVERS

I took off all the covers

Sprayed them all with preen

Placed them in the washer
And turned on my machine


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Rushed in the water

down went the soap 

'Round and 'round they went

'till they got completely soaked


 

 

They peered out the window 
As the dirt washed away

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            Quirky Cottages Then  went for a spin
On this happy washing day

 

 

 


 

Quirky Cottages Out came the covers
All clean and shy
Then hung up on the line
for the sun to quickly dry
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Off came the pegs
in the basket they did drop
Back onto the cushions
For all your heads to flop!! 

 


 

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