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There are  5 FABULOUS  QUIRKY COTTAGES   TO CHOOSE FROM.... 

Lamina Amour,    Beach Shellay,   Cow House,   The Lochiel and now   THE HAPPY SHACK!!
Plus there are mini farm stay holidays available, with accommodation in my 2 railway carriages. Jeannie's carriage and Barbie and Ken's carriage.
All cottages are AMAZING and individually private, yet mingle together on 7 blocks of green, lush land, making an ideal venue for family reunions, friends get- together or family birthday or anniversary celebrations. It's a real treat for children of all ages. The HAPPY SHACK is just a couple of streets away from the group of quirky cottages.

You may rent just one cottage for a romantic and fun weekend away or all the cottages for large groups. You can sleep up to 34 - 40 guests between the 5 cottages and up to an extra 10 in carriages.

*Sorry, NO HEAD-BANGING LOUD MUSIC OR TEENAGE DRINKING PARTIES ALLOWED!


GREAT LOCATION
Close to beach, barge, restaurant and Coochiemudlo Island Golf Course!!!
 
FULLY EQUIPPED HOMES
All cottages/carriages come with fully equipped laundries and kitchens!
You will be surprised by the amount of crockery, platters and appliances. 
All have gas BBQ'S, entertaining areas, air conditioning - both cooling and heating (not in Happy Shack and Jeannie's carriage),  dvd's and videos for you to watch, books to read, toys, games  and dress ups for the kids, 
 
Quirky Cottages also have a wonderful playground area for children with a gorgeous "LOVE BUG" combi cubby, which is all fully shaded by big mango and lychee trees. There are pet chooks to feed, eggs to collect, guinea pigs too!
There are fresh herbs growing for you to pick for salads and cooking!

I supply a "RAID" table lantern if you want to use it outside for biting  insects. They work well, just purchase the refills from Woolies or Coles for about $8. Tip! Buy some cheap tea light candles as will get more usage!
 
PET AND CHILD FRIENDLY
Pets cost $10 per pet, per night, drinking bowls provided  
 
LINEN CAN BE SUPPLIED
Linen can be supplied with your bed made up on arrival for $20 per head
 
THINGS TO DO ON COOCHIE
Coochiemudlo has TENNIS COURTS at the recreational grounds.
A gorgeous 9 hole GOLF COURSE, only $20 for 18 holes!!! CHILDREN PAY ONLY $10
You can hire tinnies for FISHING on the bay, PADDLE BOATS, KYAKS from Dave and Elly at Main Beach. 
You can even  hire a BBQ pontoon boat for entertaining in the bay!
Beach and bush WALKS 
Calm waters for SWIMMING, KYAKING, SAILING
Great for BIKE RIDING - you can hire bikes also from Dave and Elly  
 
 
CAR BARGE AND FERRY
Coochiemudlo Island is in Moreton Bay, just off Victoria Point, which is only 35km from Brisbane city
 
The car barge takes only 15 minutes to get to Coochiemudlo Island from Victoria Point Jetty in Masters Avenue and  costs $50 return. 
 
For car barge bookings please phone  Sue on 07 3820 6557
 
The passenger ferry leaves every half hour, takes approximately 8 minutes and costs $8 return for adults, $4 for children, no charge for Tiny Tots. 
 
 
SHOPPING/EATING ON THE MAINLAND
There is a big shopping center which caters for all your needs on the way to Coochie, at the corner of Colburn Ave and Cleveland-Redland Bay Rd, just 5 minute drive from ferry.
 
There is also a Cinema complex close by on the other corner complex. 
 
A good selection of cafes and  restaurants in the shopping complex at Victoria Point.
 
There are buses that run every hour from Victoria Point Jetty to Shops and Cinema.
 
ON THE ISLAND
We have a corner Store for basic daily needs, great hamburgers too!
The kiosk has great value family meals every Friday night 
 
 Red Rock Café has reopened with a modern new setting and delicious food
The "Aloha" restaurant is sometimes open, depending on numbers and bookings.
 
 
 
There is NO BOTTLE SHOP ON THE ISLAND, so please bring your own supplies!!
 

HOW TO GET TO COOCHIE
From Brisbane City
Drive to Victoria Point,  east of Brisbane. Take the Klump Rd exit from the M1 and keep heading east. Follow the signs to Redland Bay (but don't go to Redland Bay) eventually you will see signs to Victoria Point. Turn  right at the last roundabout, left into Colburn Ave and follow your nose to the bay!

From the Gold Coast
Take the Redland Bay Rd-Clevelandexit, turn right, follow it through till you come to Mt Cotton Rd and turn left into it. Eventually turn right into Double Jump Rdwhen you come to it. Keep to the left, eventually it will turn into Bunker Rd, then Colburn Ave, then at the end turn right into Masters Ave where you will see the barge and the Jetty.

From the  Airport and Sunshine Coast
Go across the Gateway Bridge and  take the Old Cleveland Rd exit. Follow signs to Redland Bay/Victoria Point.

PUBLIC TRANSPORT
You can catch a bus from Brisbane City to Victoria Point Jetty. You can also catch a train from the Airport or the City to Cleveland Station, then a bus or cab to Victoria Point Jetty.
check out translink for more info 
 
 
PARKING
You may park  down near  the ferry terminal in Masters Avenue, for 18hours or less, or up above (opposite the Rock and Roll fish Cafe)  for however long you would like. There is also secure parking available at the end of Colburn Ave, on the left hand side. $10 for the first night, the $5 per night onwards. Ring John and Joan for a booking,  07 32076246.
 
PRICING
 
LAMINA AMOUR         Sleeps 6

$220 per night, 2 night minimum, weekends
$99 per night for 4 nights, midweek Mon-Thurs
$95 per night for 7 nights ex hols
3 bedrooms,
(6 singles or 3 kings). 
You may sleep up to 9 people, using the day bed in the Master bedroom
and double sofa bed in lounge. $20 pn each extra person

2 bathrooms (ensuite in Master bedroom)
2 wonderful big decks,
BBQ
Big fridge and bar fridge
Dishwasher

Great big yard and gardens, swing set for children 
 
 
BEACH SHELLAY     Sleeps 8,

$230 per night, 2 night minimum, weekends
$99 per night, 4 nights midweek, Monday to Thursdays
$95 per night 7 nights ex hols
3 bedrooms, (2 bedrooms down stairs and 4 boat beds for kids in loft!)
And you may sleep up  to 10 people, $20 pn each extra person,
using the sofa bed in lounge or single fold out beds.

Big open deck with Gas BBQ
and undercover entertaining area also with BBQ
Extra fridge outside and bar fridge also for drinks
Dishwasher
 
COW HOUSE   Sleeps 6,
$180 per night, 2 night minimum,  weekends
$69 per night, 4 nights Monday to Thursdays
$88 per night, 7 nights ex hols
2 bedrooms
(6 singles or 2 kings and 1 single in each room).
You may sleep up to 9 people, @ $15 pn each extra person,
using double sofa bed and 2 day beds in lounge room.

Open plan living,
Undercover entertaining area
Gas and Wood BBQ
Extra fridge outside for drinks

THE LOCHIEL          Sleeps 4,

$165 per night, 2 night minimum
$57 per night, 4 nights midweek Monday to Thursdays
$79 per night, 7 nights ex hols
2 bedrooms,
(2 kings or 4 singles). 
You may sleep up to 6 people, using double sofa
bed in lounge or gazebo @ $15 pn for each extra person

Open deck
Gas BBQ
Extra fridge under house
Big fully enclosed gazebo with TV  in garden.
Huge yard!
Sand pit, swings and pet fish for children to feed
 
 
THE HAPPY SHACK  Sleeps 4 ,
 

$149 per night, 2 night minimum
 
$49 per night, 4 nights midweek Monday to Thursdays
$65 per night, 7 nights ex hols
2 bedrooms,
(2 kings or 4 singles).
You may sleep up to 7 people, using SINGLE sofa's upstairs and one extra bed down stairs @ $12 pn for each extra person
Open deck
Gas BBQ
 
 
TRAIN CARRIAGE ACCOMMODATION
& MINI HOBBY FARM
I DREAM OF JEANNIE'S CARRIAGE sleeps 4 for the nightly price
$155 per night, 2 night minimum
 
$88 per night, 4 nights midweek Monday to Thursdays
$85 per night, 7 nights ex hols
1 long dormitory style bedroom plus private double bedroom, 
( 4 singles and 1 double).
You may sleep an extra 2 people if needed @ $20 pn for each extra person
Open covered deck
Gas BBQ
 

 
BARBIE AND KEN'S CARRIAGE
 
$99 per night, 2 night minimum
 
$60 per night, 4 nights midweek Monday to Thursdays
$55 per night, 7 nights ex hols
1 bedroom, 
(2 singles).
You may sleep up to 2 extra people, using sofa @ $10 pn for each extra person
Open covered deck
Gas BBQ
 


CHECK IN:   2.30pm
Works in well with 2.20 barge .For weekend bookings, the car barge runs later on a Friday until  6.20pm.  The walk on passenger ferry operates 'till 11.30pm. making it easy to come after work!!

CHECK OUT: 10.00am
If you would like a late check out on Sundays, for an added $50 you are welcome to stay until 4.30pm or 5.15pm

WHAT TO PACK
All groceries and drinks!
EXTRA toilet paper
torch, lighter or matches.
cling wrap for opened food
Please bring insect repellent, mosquito coils and raid refills for the raid table lantern 
(if you choice to use it)
Casual clothes and shoes, old play clothes for the kids as they get filthy over here
"HAVING FUN", beach or swim shoes is a good idea, beach towel, hat, rain coat or
 umbrella, your favourite dvds etc
**If you have not requested linen to be supplied, you must bring tea towels, hand towels, bath  towels, sheets pillow slips and bath mats. Pillows and blankets are provided!


BOOKING INFO
If wanting to book A qUiRkY cOtTAgE, just email me anytime with all your details,
(phone numbers, address, name of  cottage, dates/nights, how many guests, extras, pets, linen requirements?? 
  

I require a 50% deposit for weekends or up to 4 nights
and specials, 30% for  longer stays.  All deposits must be paid at time of booking.
by internet- transfer banking or bank branch deposit. Sorry, no credit cards at this stage!
Final payments are due 14 days prior to arrival. If booking less than 14 days 'till your arrival,  full payment must be made . A refundable bond is also required.
 
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