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QUIRKY COTTAGES IN BRIEF
There are 4 FABULOUS QUIRKY COTTAGES TO CHOOSE FROM....
Lamina Amour Beach Shellay Cow House and The Lochiel
All cottages are AMAZING and individually private, yet mingle
together on 7 blocks of green, lush land, making an ideal venue for
family reunions, friends get- togethers or family birthday or
anniversary celebrations. It's a real treat for children of all ages. You may
rent just one cottage for a romantic and fun weekend away or all the
cottages for large groups. You can sleep up to 34 - 36 guests between
the 4 cottages.
*Sorry, NO HEAD-BANGING LOUD MUSIC OR TEENAGE DRINKING PARTIES ALLOWED!
GREAT LOCATION
Close to beach, barge, restaurant and Coochiemudlo Island Golf Course!!!
FULLY EQUIPPED HOMES
All cottages come with fully equipped laundries and kitchens! You will be surprised by the amount of crockery, platters and appliances.
All have gas BBQ'S, entertaining areas, air conditioning - both
cooling and heating, dvd's and videos for you to watch, books to read,
toys, games and dress ups for the kids,
Quirky Cottages also have
a wonderful playground area for children with a gorgeous "LOVE BUG"
combi cubby, which is all fully shaded by big mango and lychee trees.
There are pet chooks to feed, eggs to collect, guinea pigs too! There are fresh herbs growing for you to pick for salads and cooking!
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supply a "RAID" table lantern if you want to use it outside for biting
insects. They work well, just purchase the refills from Wollies or
Coles for about $8. Tip! Buy some cheap tea light candles as will get
more usage!
PET AND CHILD FRIENDLY
Pets cost $6 per pet, per night, drinking bowls provided
LINEN CAN BE SUPPLIED
Linen can be supplied with your bed made up on arrival for $20 per head
THINGS TO DO ON COOCHIE
Coochiemudlo has TENNIS COURTS at the recreational grounds.
A gorgeous 9 hole GOLF COURSE, only $15 for 18 holes!!! CHILDREN PAY ONLY $6 You can hire tinnies for FISHING on the bay, PADDLE BOATS, KYAKS from Adam at Main Beach.
You can even hire a BBQ pontoon boat for entertaining in the bay!
Beach and bush WALKS
Calm waters for SWIMMING, KYAKING, SAILING
Great for BIKE RIDING
MOTOR SCOOTERS available for hire on the Island also
CAR BARGE AND FERRY
Coochiemudlo Island is in Moreton Bay, just off Victoria Point, which is only 35km from Brisbane city
The car barge takes only 15 minutes to get to Coochiemudlo Island
from Victoria Point Jetty in Masters Avenue and only costs $40 return!
For car barge bookings please phone Sue on 07 3820 6557
The passenger ferry leaves every half hour, takes approximately 8
minutes and costs $6.80 return for adults, $3.40 for children, no
charge for Tiny Tots.
SHOPPING/EATING ON THE MAINLAND
There is a big shopping centre which caters for all your needs on
the way to Coochie, at the corner of Colburn Ave and Cleveland-Redland
Bay Rd, just 5 minute drive from ferry.
There is also a Cinema complex close by on the other corner complex.
A good selection of cafes and restaurants in the shopping complex at Victoria Point.
There are buses that run every hour from Victoria Point Jetty to Shops and Cinema.
ON THE ISLAND
We have a corner Store for basic daily needs, great hamburgers too!
There is NO BOTTLE SHOP ON THE ISLAND, so please bring your own supplies!!
We have a Cafe which is open for lunch and dinner and provides take away meals
The Mad Mango is a great restaurant on Coochie, has really good brunches on a Sunday morning.
HOW TO GET TO COOCHIE From Brisbane City Drive
to Victoria Point, east of Brisbane. Take the Klump Rd exit from the
M1 and keep heading east. Follow the signs to Redland Bay (but don't go
to Redland Bay) eventually you will see signs to Victoria Point. Turn
right at the last roundabout, left into Colburn Ave and follow your
nose to the bay!
From the Gold Coast
Take the Redland Bay Rd-Cleveland
exit, turn right, follow it through till you come to Mt Cotton Rd and
turn left into it. Eventually turn right into Double Jump Rd
when you come to it. Keep to the left, eventually it will turn into
Bunker Rd, then Colburn Ave, then at the end turn right into Masters
Ave where you will see the barge and the Jetty.
From the Airport and Sunshine Coast Go across the Gateway Bridge and take the Old Cleveland Rd exit. Follow signs to Redland Bay/Victoria Point.
PUBLIC TRANSPORT
You can catch a bus from Brisbane City to Victoria Point Jetty.
You can also catch a train from the Airport or the City to Cleveland
Station, then a bus or cab to Victoria Point Jetty.
PARKING You
may park down near the ferry terminal in Masters Avenue, for 18hours
or less, or up above (opposite the Rock and Roll fish Cafe) for
however long you would like. There is also secure parking available at
the end of Colburn Ave, on the left hand side. $10 for the first night,
the $5 per night onwards. Ring John and Joan for a booking, 07
32076246.
PRICING
LAMINA AMOUR Sleeps 6 $220 per night, 2 night minimum, weekends $110 per night, 4 nights midweek, Monday to Thursdays
3 bedrooms, (6 singles or 3 kings).
You may sleep up to 9 people, using the day bed in the Master bedroom and double sofa bed in lounge. $20 pn each extra person 2 bathrooms (ensuite in Master bedroom) 2 wonderful big decks, BBQ Big fridge and bar fridge Dishwasher
Great big yard and gardens, swing set for children
BEACH SHELLAY Sleeps 8, $220 per night, 2 night minimum, weekends $110 per night, 4 nights midweek, Monday to Thursdays
3 bedrooms, (2 bedrooms down stairs and 4 boat beds for kids in loft!) And you may sleep up to 10 people, $20 pn each extra person, using the sofa bed in lounge or single fold out beds.
Big open deck with Gas BBQ and undercover entertaining area also with BBQ Extra fridge outside and bar fridge also for drinks Dishwasher
COW HOUSE Sleeps 6,
$180 per night, 2 night minimum, weekends $90 per night, 4 nights midweek, Monday to Thursdays
2 bedrooms (6 singles or 2 kings and 1 single in each room). You may sleep up to 9 people, @ $17 pn each extra person, using double sofa bed and 2 day beds in lounge room.
Open plan living, Undercover entertaining area
Gas and Wood BBQ Extra fridge outside for drinks
THE LOCHIEL Sleeps 4, $165 per night, 2 night minimum, weekends
$83 per night, 4 nights, midweek Monday to Thursdays 2 bedrooms, (2 kings or 4 singles).
You may sleep up to 6 people, using double sofa bed in lounge or gazebo @ $12 pn for each extra personOpen deck Gas BBQ Extra fridge under house
Big fully enclosed gazebo with TV in garden. Huge yard!
Sand pit, swings and pet fish for children to feed CHECK IN: 2.30pm Works in well with 2.20 barge (2.00pn barge on Saturdays) For
weekend bookings, the car barge runs late until 7.00pm and the walk on
passenger ferry operates 'till 11.30pm. making it easy to come after
work!! CHECK OUT: 10.00am If you would like a late check out on Sundays, for an added $50 you are welcome to stay until 5.15pm. Last car bearge leaves 5.20pm WHAT TO PACK
All grocereis and drinks!
Casual clothes and shoes, old play clothes for the kids as they get filthy over here "HAVING FUN", beach or swim shoes is a good idea, beach towel, hat, rain coat or umbrella, torch, your favourite dvds etc **If
you have not requested linen to be supplied, you must bring tea towels,
hand towels, bath towels, sheets pillow slips and bath mats. Pillows
and blankets are provided! Please bring insect repellent, mosquito coils and raid refills for the raid table lantern (if you choice to use it) BOOKING INFOIf wanting to book A qUiRkY cOtTAgE, just email Margi or me anytime with all your details, (phone numbers, address, name of cottage, dates/nights, how many guests, extras, pets, linen requirements?? You may ring between 9.00am and 11,00am Monday to Friday I require a 50% deposit for weekends or up to 4 nights and specials, 30% for longer stays. All deposits must be paid within 48 hours by internet- transfer banking or bank branch deposit. Sorry, no credit cards at this stage! Final payments are due 14 days prior to arrival. If booking less than 3 days 'till your arrival, your full payment must be made immeditely. A refundable bond is also required. FOR BOOKINGS AND ENQUIRIES, please CLICK HERE to CONTACT us!
GREAT MIDWEEK "SUPER" SPECIALS AVAILABLE
Monday to Thursday nights, off peak seasons, prices vary between $176 per night
down to a ridiculous $83 pn, depending on which house and how long you stay!
Click here for easy to follow holiday rates and midweek specials!
THE INFORMATION ABOVE, ABOUT QUIRKY COTTAGES is designed for people with little time on their hands
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BE WARNED!!!
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THANK YOU AND...... CHEERS
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