Quirky Poetry for quirky k
for quirky kids and adults. Personal poems about quirky pets! funny poems to make you smile! Children love these poems
PALA
There is a goat in my kitchen 
She's making me smile
Her eyes are so big,
pleading....
Can I stay a while?
She’s totally fascinated
By my BIG gray cat
Who purrs in my ears
when he sits on my lap
I love this goat
She's so placid and kind
Though, I’d love to know...
What’s in her mind? 
'Cause sometimes for hours,
she just sits and stares
so calm and relaxed
, with a look of "who cares"
She is completely free
and loves her life
She’s adorable!!!
Though, she does cause me strife
She gets in my cupboards
And eats all my food
Even chews the cat's biscuits
Which is rather quite rude!!!!
Almost anything in sight
She loves to eat
All paper and cardboard,
But never meat 
She’s eaten Doctor’s 
referrals,
Tax papers and jam 
Cornflakes and muesli
And labels off cans 
But boy do I love her
She brings joy to my world 
She’s unique and different
She’s my PALA girl
P.S
PALA stands for Precious, Adorable, Lovable, Angel!
AND SHE IS!! X X
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GARDENING 
AT THE COW HOUSE
I've been making lots of garden beds
To grow colouful flowering plants
Digging up red soil
Filled with tiny ants 
I've cut down lots of branches
to allow the sunlight in
Then I put all the fallen foliage
In the big green rubbish bin
The chickens 
had a field day
Eating little grubs
Now I have lots of tiny cuts
From all the spikey shrubs
Though I am very happy
'Cause I've made a cheerful spot
To rest a mosaic bird bath
And a cow print painted pot!
I hope you like my garden
I hope it brings you joy
I want it to be special
for every girl and boy!
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A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG 
IN MY BED!!
She
quietly walked up my bedroom stairs
Tried out all my comfy chairs
Then went into the kitchen
Ate a loaf of bread
Came back into my bedroom
And flew onto my head
I giggled with such a silly surprise
Though really, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
As she nestled down beside me
clucking loudly with glee
Then out popped an egg
A lovley present, just for me
Thank you Gorgeous! What a beautiful 
gift!!
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P.S. Gorgeous is my favourite chicken!!
She is about eight years old and sleeps every night
next to my cats and "Monkey" the Galah!!
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Lollipop
I have a lovely donkey
Her name is Lollipop!
She regularly sneaks out
And escapes straight to the shop!
She trots off down the road
Kicking her heels up for fun
Then she’ll end up on the beach
To catch a ray of sun
I head off with lots carrots
To entice her home with food
Though she’s extremely hard to catch
When she’s in this playful mood!
Up and down the beach she’ll run
Eeeeooorrring all the way
I’ll be running right behind her
Saying words I shouldn’t say!
Willy Wonka stays beside me
The sheep and Pala too
Though we rather enjoy her "great escape”
It’s become a regular thing we do!
CLEANING CUSHION COVERS
I took off all the covers
Sprayed them all with preen
Placed them in the washer
And turned on my macahine 
Rushed in the water
down went the soap
'Round and 'round they went
'till they got completely soaked
They peered out the window 
As the dirt washed away
Then went for a spin
On this happy washing day
Out came the covers
All clean and shy
Then hung up on the line 
for the sun to quickly dry
Off came the pegs
in the basket they did drop
Back onto the cushions
For all your heads to flop!!
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